Last Update 03/07/2010

 

What you say? Old Bastard?

 The term "Bastard" in the I.O.O.B. is not intended to question either one's age or parentage. You see, some I.O.O.B. members have difficulty in expressing positive feelings and emotions to each other. So, the expression we can safely use that is nearest to having something positive to say about another is "BASTARD". BASTARD is regarded as a term of great endearment, as in "How are you, you old bastard?" Do not be offended if someone refers to you as an Old Bastard. Just smile and accept the compliment as it was intended.

There are exceptions as in "you stupid bastard."
The key word to look for is "Old"
If "Old" isn't in the phrase...
well, rather than go through a long list of phrases...
You may want to reflect on the "Old" adage...
When in doubt - knock em out!!!

Roast Pig Anyone?

 Roast Pig may very well  be the Official Food of the Old Bastards Motorcycle Club. We'll let you know when we know for sure!

 

 

 

About the I.O.O.B

There's over a million registered "Old Bastards" throughout the world but the M/C designation sets us apart!

We have Chapters across the U.S. and Internationally. It won't be long, we'll be in every state. Ride state to state, always a place to pitch a tent, get a warm meal, and share good times with your  I.O.O.B. family. Now that's living!
 
  

The I.O.O.B. M/C is a family oriented club that shares common interests in motorcycles, seeking out good times, and the biker lifestyle. We are committed and loyal to the I.O.O.B. Brotherhood and our I.O.O.B. family. We are of all ages (minimum 21 years) and from all walks of life -- your neighbors, your plumbers, your carpenters, your business partners.

If you want to ride along with an existing Chapter, and you ride an American made bike,  I.O.O.B. M/C chapters are now in Los Angeles, CA, Apple Valley, CA, Midway, CA, San Francisco, CA, Rochester, NY, Tucson, AZ, Edmonton AB Canada, Reno, NV, Elko, NV, Las Vegas, NV with associates of the I.O.O.B. M/C reaching as far as the "Shed Boys" in Australia".

If you think you're perfect Old Bastard material and interested in becoming a member or forming your own chapter, just send me an e-mail with your name, address and phone number. I'll pass it along to the President of the Desert Tribe, and you will be contacted for more information.

Not sure if you are cool enough to become an Old Bastard? Take this simple test.

"International Order of Old Bastards M/C" and "IOOB M/C" are Registered Trademarks of the Desert Tribe. All prospective clubs must be sponsored by the Arch Bastard of the Desert Tribe. If accepted, your chapter will have its own charter, and after officers are initiated, you'll be card carrying, registered, PATCH WEARING, OLD BASTARDS complete with dues, mandatory meetings, mandatory runs, by-laws, fund raisers and all the stuff that goes with building your own organization.

Since 1978 Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur has been the Official drink of the

International Order of Old Bastards Motorcycle Club

 

In Memory of Fallen Old Bastards

Do not stand on my grave and weep;
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow;
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am sunlight on ripened grain;
I am the gentle autum's rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush,
of the birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
Ride Easy

IOOB Poker Pete

1943 -2000

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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